Mommy is cleaning the bathroom.
Because no one else is going to do it. And even on a national holiday, the bathroom still needs cleaning.
Sweetie, please don't touch that. It's a chemical. You know, Mommy would appreciate it if you paid a little closer attention to your aim. And to flushing. Flushing is important.
Also, if you could just put the toothpaste on the toothbrush, and not smear it all over the sink ? Mommy would love that.