Today, mommy is going to the movies all alone.
The movie may or may not be rated R. It's okay, she's old enough.
She is going to get a small popcorn even though the large is just a dollar more, because if she eats more then the small size she'll throw up.
Extra "butter" please. And salt.
And a box of candy that she will not have to share. Even if it's your favorite kind.
And a soda. Which may or may not rot her teeth.