Today mommy is going to do something that you will think is AWESOME but that in reality, could very well be an enormous mistake.
Mommy is going to go find a friend for Boston at the pound.
Because Boston is lonely with everyone at school all day, and mommy can't sit in the front yard comforting him for 6 hours. The whimpering is making her crazy. Since you are happier when you have someone to play with, mommy is hoping Boston feels the same.
When mommy went to the pound a few days ago with Boston looking for a buddy, Boston got his head humped frantically by a potential playmate, and mommy went home to think about it some more. Mommy thinks Boston needs a friend that won't hump his head all the time, so we're going to get a puppy.
Mommy is clearly losing her mind.